My old buddy, professional photographer Jim Whitmer, was shooting pictures at Moody Bible Institute's Founder's Week the other day and caught me addressing the alumni association about the state of affairs at the Institute. I'm privileged to serve as chairman of the board of trustees.
Anyway, Jim caught me in mid-expression and thought it might be fun to ask if you wanted to suggest what I was saying. I already have dibs on, "I caught one this big."
I'll print the most creative.
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Officer, I promise I didn't do anything wrong....
"Folks, I'm tellin' ya, my next novel will be this big!"
reluctant but emergent holy roller
"Yes, MBI welcomes contributions of any amount, but we're particularly fond of ones that are about this size."
"Darn Right, I know karate. Keep talkin', pal, and I'll kick your eye out."
"I'm still not sure how to pronounce it, but the theological term is this big in type space!!
You should've seen the size of my head before liposuction
and, I used to be this big...
"It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man."
"Now listen, I'm serious! I lost all that weight eating five-dollar footlongs at Subway!"
Jerry, just for fun I'd like to add these two:
"If you haven't stopped calling me Buck Williams by the time I clap my hands, I'm outta here!"
"Come on, you've gotta believe me ... Ted Koppel's hair was THIS BIG!"
This is important now everyone, my official Scrabble dictionary is REALLY big....
or...I'm serious people, the word I used in my scrabble game last week crossed the whole length of the board!
The famed Jerry Jenkins breaks down and teaches the unresponsive audience to clap.
There is a fly on this microphone and if I move very quickly...just watch and I'll kill it in mid-flight
Sing with me now!
"Deep and Wide,
Deep and Wide..."
Jerry auditions for a Subway commercial! ***sings***...Five dolla'...five dolla'...five dolla',foot long.
"The kick is up and its good!"
Sorry Ken...I scanned through these to see if anyone had the same idea I did, and somehow I missed yours.
Story of my life...I think of something clever...and I'm a day late and a dollar short.
(Jerry, I think Ken has a winner! ;) )
"I'm taking a cue from Moses...I'll hold up my hands until the new MBI President is found. Aaron and Hur, come quick, my hands are heavy from all that writing!"
Before we taped the show, I thought Rachel M's head was only this big.
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