Thursday, February 5, 2009

Caption Contest


My old buddy, professional photographer Jim Whitmer, was shooting pictures at Moody Bible Institute's Founder's Week the other day and caught me addressing the alumni association about the state of affairs at the Institute. I'm privileged to serve as chairman of the board of trustees.


Anyway, Jim caught me in mid-expression and thought it might be fun to ask if you wanted to suggest what I was saying. I already have dibs on, "I caught one this big."


I'll print the most creative.

20 comments:

Rob Bushway said...

Officer, I promise I didn't do anything wrong....

Norm said...

"Folks, I'm tellin' ya, my next novel will be this big!"

Julius said...

reluctant but emergent holy roller

KEN HUSSAR said...

"Yes, MBI welcomes contributions of any amount, but we're particularly fond of ones that are about this size."

sb said...

"Darn Right, I know karate. Keep talkin', pal, and I'll kick your eye out."

Valerie said...

"I'm still not sure how to pronounce it, but the theological term is this big in type space!!

Mike Tison said...

You should've seen the size of my head before liposuction

Rob Bushway said...

and, I used to be this big...

H.L. Hussmann - God's Greatest Passion Ministries said...

"It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man."

Ken said...

"Now listen, I'm serious! I lost all that weight eating five-dollar footlongs at Subway!"

Ken said...

Jerry, just for fun I'd like to add these two:

"If you haven't stopped calling me Buck Williams by the time I clap my hands, I'm outta here!"

"Come on, you've gotta believe me ... Ted Koppel's hair was THIS BIG!"

jkgrgweiss said...

This is important now everyone, my official Scrabble dictionary is REALLY big....

or...I'm serious people, the word I used in my scrabble game last week crossed the whole length of the board!

KlovesJ said...

The famed Jerry Jenkins breaks down and teaches the unresponsive audience to clap.

msfreddy said...

There is a fly on this microphone and if I move very quickly...just watch and I'll kill it in mid-flight

Stina Rose said...

Sing with me now!
"Deep and Wide,
Deep and Wide..."

Eric Jenkins said...

Jerry auditions for a Subway commercial! ***sings***...Five dolla'...five dolla'...five dolla',foot long.

Mike Tison said...

"The kick is up and its good!"

Eric Jenkins said...

Sorry Ken...I scanned through these to see if anyone had the same idea I did, and somehow I missed yours.

Story of my life...I think of something clever...and I'm a day late and a dollar short.

(Jerry, I think Ken has a winner! ;) )

flowerfish said...

"I'm taking a cue from Moses...I'll hold up my hands until the new MBI President is found. Aaron and Hur, come quick, my hands are heavy from all that writing!"

msylvester said...

Before we taped the show, I thought Rachel M's head was only this big.