My thighs used to be this big. –Rick W.
Then poof, my accordion disappeared. –Matt S.
Everybody, clap! –Dave V.
His sentence was this long before I edited it. –Tommy F.
…a fountain flowing deep and wide… –Kenda P.
If I were President, the economic crisis would have lasted only this long. –Gary F.
I hit the ball this close to the wall. –Debbie K.
Darn right, I know karate. –Joe B.
At a book signing in Iraq, a guy threw a shoe at me this big. –Joe R.
C’mon, the tie was Dianna's idea. –Dennis H.
The wallaby missed me by this much. –Jay J.
I remember when Dallas was this big. –Don P.
“Five-dollar foot-long!” –Gary S.